Skid Row Stroganoff Recipes

SKID ROW STROGANOFF

Steps:

• Start cooking those noodles, first dropping a bullion cube into the noodle water.
• Brown the garlic, onion, and crumbled beef in the oil.
• Add the flour, salt, paprika, and mushrooms, stir, and let it cook five minutes while you light a cigarette and stare sullenly at the sink.
• Then add the soup and simmer it--in other words, cook on low flame under boiling point--ten minutes.
• Now stir in the sour cream--keeping the heat low, so it won't curdle--and let it all heat through.
• To serve it, pile the noodles on a platter, pile the Stroganoff mix on top of the noodles, and sprinkle chopped parsley around with a lavish hand.
• I copied it word for word.

SKIDROW STROGANOFF

Steps:

• 1.) Boil egg noodles in 4 c. of water w/ bouillon cubes (optional), drain, and set aside. 2.) Heat oil (or butter) in a deep saute pan and saute minced garlic until just brown. 3.) Add diced onions, mushrooms, and paprika and cook on low heat until onions are translucent. Add turkey and saute on medium heat until dark brown. 4.) Drain the mixture, then add the cream of chicken soup and bring to a simmer to deglaze the pan. Take off the heat and stir in sour cream. Serving size: 1 c. of noodles w/ 1/2 to 3/4 c. of sauce.