X Rated On The Beach Recipes

SEX ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a 14-ounce glass filled with ice. Serve with a tall straw.

CLAM BAKE ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Dig a shallow pit in the sand and line it with large stones. Pile wood on top of the coals. Burn the wood for 1 to 2 hours until the rocks are red hot; rake off the ashes. Set 1 cinder block on each corner of the pit to form the base; lay a barbecue grate on top to make a table.
• While the stones are heating prepare the herb butter: Mix the butter with the cheese and herbs; season it with salt and pepper. Refrigerate until ready to use.
• Place a thick layer of seaweed on the grate. Place a layer of potatoes on the rack and cover them with a thin layer of seaweed. Put the corn on next and then another thin layer of seaweed. Now put on the kielbasa and top it with a thin layer of seaweed. Next mound the clams on top and cover with a thick layer of seaweed. Cover the entire bake with burlap or a tarp soaked in sea water. Keep the tarp wet by pouring sea water over the top if needed. Cook until the clams open and the potatoes are tender, about 1 hour.
• Pull the husks back from the corn and remove the silk. Brush generously with the herb butter and garnish with grated Parmesan.

SEX ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Fill chimney glass with ice and add melon liqueur, peach schnapps and vodka. Add equal parts pineapple and orange juice almost to top. Add a splash of cranberry. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.

X-RATED IN THE SHOWER

Steps:

• Shake with ice and strain into Champagne Flute.

X-RATED ON THE BEACH

Steps:

• Combine all ingredients & serve over ice.

X-RATED VACATION

Steps:

• Combine in a shaker of ice the liqueur, rum, pineapple juice and schnapps.
• Pour into a chilled martini glass and add a floater of Chambord.
• Garnish with a small orchid if available.
• Enjoy! ;).