Not Your Average Joes Voodoo Pizza Recipes

ATK'S GRANDMA PIZZA

Steps:

• Spread the 2 tablespoons of olive oil over a jelly roll or large baking pan.
• Combine the water and olive oil together in a measuring cup.
• Mix all of the dry ingredients for the crust together and place in a mixer. With the dough hook, start mixer on low and begin to add the liquid mixture until the wet and dry ingredients are incorporated. Increase the speed to medium and mix for 10 minutes. The dough should be sticky unlike regular pizza dough.
• Drop the dough onto the oiled pan and turn over once to coat the dough with oil. Press out into a 6 x 10" rectangle (the dough won't spread over the whole pan at this point.) Cover with plastic wrap and let rest for 60 to 90 minutes; the dough should double. Uncover and press the dough out to the sides of the pan. Cover again with the plastic and let rest/rise for another 45 minutes.
• Preheat oven to 500 degrees fareneheit, with rack positioned at the lowest level.
• Mix all of the ingredients together for the sauce. Cheeses should be combined, and fresh basil should be rolled, width-wise, and chopped into fine ribbons and set aside.
• First, spread the cheese evenly over the dough, then sprinkle the tomato topping. Bake for approximately 15 minutes (perhaps sooner if you have a convection oven), until bubbly and golden brown.
• With a long spatula, loosen crust from pan then transfer onto a large cooling rack. Sprinkle with fresh basil, cut and serve.

NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOE'S VOODOO PIZZA

Steps:

• Sprinkle, spread and dot your favorite frozen pizza with the peanut butter, peanuts, carrots, ginger, curry sauce, onions, green onions, bean sprouts and sesame seeds.
• Bake according to manufacturer's instructions.
• Dress with coriander leaves (optional).

AUTHENTIC ITALIAN AMERICAN MEATBALLS

Steps:

• Combine all ingredients until completely combined. If the mix is dry add cold water. it should be moist, but not wet.
• Have a large quantity of homemade marinara sauce very hot on the stove. Turn the sauce to very low heat. Form mixture into meatballs (size is your choice), and add raw meatballs to sauce (add them gently, as the pan will be crowded.
• Cover and walk away for three hours.
• Return, gently stir, cover, walk away for three more hours.
• Stir, and degrease the top.
• Cover, leave cooking for two more hours.
• Enjoy--you will love these.

NOT YOUR AVERAGE JOES DIP

Steps:

• Combine grated cheeses and red pepper flakes together. Add garlic and oil and mix well.

JOES AWESOME PIZZA DOUGH

Steps:

• Combine the bread flour, sugar, yeast and kosher salt in the bowl of a stand mixer and combine. While the mixer is running, add the water and 2 tablespoons of the oil and beat until the dough forms into a ball. If the dough is sticky, add additional flour, 1 tablespoon at a time, until the dough comes together in a solid ball. If the dough is too dry, add additional water, 1 tablespoon at a time. Scrape the dough onto a lightly floured surface and gently knead into a smooth, firm ball.
• Grease a large bowl with the remaining 2 teaspoons olive oil, add the dough, cover the bowl with plastic wrap and put it in a warm area to let it double in size, about 1 hour. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured surface and divide it into 2 equal pieces. Cover each with a clean kitchen towel or plastic wrap and let them rest for 10 minutes.

PIZZA JOES

Steps:

• In a large skillet over medium heat, cook beef until no longer pink; drain. Stir in pizza sauce and oregano. , In a food processor, combine the onion, pepper and pepperoni; cover and process until chopped. Add to beef mixture. Simmer 20-25 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Spoon mixture onto buns. Top with cheese and mushrooms.