Monkey Brains Burger Recipes

MONKEY BRAINS BURGER

Steps:

• Apply peanut butter to one slice of bread.
• Slice banana lengthwise or diagonal if you're trying to impress someone with your culinary skills; width-wise if you're just trying to feed a hungry child; spread banana slices over peanut butter.
• Plop the other slice of bread on top.
• Squish lightly to compress the ingredients.
• ALTERNATIVES: Honey or jam may be applied before adding the banana slices, although this would slightly alter the DNA perhaps resulting in a hybrid monkey, maybe even upgrading completely to a gorilla! Use with caution!

STICKY MONKEY BRAINS

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 6 miniature Bundt pans.
• In a small bowl, stir together the white sugar and cinnamon. Set aside. Use scissors or a knife to cut each of the biscuits into various sizes. Each one can be cut into anywhere from 2 to 5 pieces.
• Sprinkle about half of the pecans amongst the 6 prepared pans. Roll pieces of biscuit in the cinnamon-sugar, and place them into the pans, distributing evenly. Sprinkle any remaining cinnamon-sugar over the dough balls.
• Mix together the brown sugar and melted butter. Stir in the remaining pecans. Distribute evenly over the pans of dough balls. For ease of getting in and out of the oven, place all of the pans on a cookie sheet.
• Bake for 20 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the biscuits are toasted and cooked through. Remove from the oven, and invert individual pans onto serving plates while still hot.

MONKEY BRAIN

Steps:

• Build in a shot glass.
• Add the toffee liqueur last.

ABEHJERNE (MONKEY BRAINS)

Steps:

• Fry bacon in pan until crispy. Remove from pan and set aside, leaving bacon fat in the pan. Add onion to pan and sauté until slightly transparent.
• Add ground beef and cocktail sausages. Brown meat and sausage for 3 minutes, breaking meat up into smaller pieces.
• Stir in cream and tomatoes. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover, and simmer for 20 minutes.
• Break up the bacon into bite size pieces or smaller. Add to mixture. Serve over cooked rice or hot pasta.

MONKEY BRAINS -ABEHJERNE (DANISH)

Steps:

• 1. Fry bacon until browned, and place on a plate when done.
• 2. Brown the sliced onions in the bacon fat.
• 3. Add ground beef.
• 4. Add bacon, and tomatoes.
• 5. Add half-and-half.
• 6. Add salt and pepper.
• 7. Add cocktail sausages.
• 8. Cover and simmer for 20 min.