Metric Jesters Evil Burgers Recipes

METRIC JESTER'S FUSION STIRFRY

Steps:

• put pot on to boil, and when rolling, add pasta.
• heat up wok or large skillet on medium.
• spin garlic, ginger, and walnuts in magic bullet or blender, us as much or as little water so that you get a thin paste.
• stir in lemon juice, lemon zest, soy sauce, sesame oil, cardamom and coriander and then set aside for later.
• stir-fry vegetables together.
• toss drained pasta with vegetables and sauce mix.
• eat and enjoy.
• NOTE: you could add just about any type of meat or nut to the vegetable stir-fry if you want more protein .

METRIC JESTER'S BEEF, BARLEY AND ONIONS

Steps:

• Brown beef and onions together in dutch oven until onions are soft, season as desired (I like montreal steak spice)
• Stir in barley, onion soup mix and boiling water.
• bring to boil, then reduce and simmer for 30 minutes.

JUICIEST HAMBURGERS EVER

Steps:

• Preheat grill for high heat.
• In a large bowl, mix the ground beef, egg, bread crumbs, evaporated milk, Worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, and garlic using your hands. Form the mixture into 8 hamburger patties.
• Lightly oil the grill grate. Grill patties 5 minutes per side, or until well done.

METRIC JESTER'S EVIL BURGERS

Steps:

• fry first 5 ingredients until everything is soft and fragrant, using medium heat.
• allow veggies to cool (put it in the fridge for 20 minutes or so) while you bring beef and egg up to room temperature (take that out of the fridge for 20 minutes or so).
• put beef in a big bowl, everything else on top, save bread for last, and mix with bare hands (yummy)!
• separate into 4, make patties (I like to stretch a square of plastic wrap over a peanut butter lid, drop in the meat and gather the wrap into the middle of the patty and press down, extra wrap makes a good expansion divot).
• fry, grill, broil, or whatever it is you do to cook burgers.
• toast your buns, mayo and mustard on the bottom, then a patty, a squirt of Frank's Red Hot, then cheese, then an over easy fried egg, then the fried back bacon, then lettuce, tomato, pickles, pickled or grilled beetroot, salt and pepper, top of the bun and two olives on a toothpick for garnish.