Best Damn Guac Ever Guacamole Recipes

BEST DAMN GUAC EVER (GUACAMOLE)

Steps:

• Turn your radio to a spanish station.
• Cut open the 4 avocado's around the equator. Scoop out the avocado insides(disregarding the pits) and place into medium-sized bowl. Now, mash up the avocados in the bowl with a potato masher.
• Next, cut up the bell pepper, onion. tomatoes, jalapenos, apple and cilantro. Place all of this into the bowl with the mashed avocados.
• Next, measure out the sour cream, garlic powder, lime juice, and celery seed. Add to the avocado bowl and mix thoroughly with a spoon.
• Salt/Pepper to taste.

THE BEST GUACAMOLE

Steps:

• Put the diced onion into a small strainer and rinse under cold running water. Transfer to a small bowl and cover with 1 cup cold water. Stir in the vinegar and let sit for 10 minutes.
• Slice the avocados in half, remove the pits and scoop the flesh into a medium bowl. Pour the lime juice over the avocado. Using a fork or potato masher, mash the avocado until creamy with some chunks remaining. Drain the onions well and add to the bowl, along with the jalapeno, garlic, salt and cilantro. Stir to combine.
• Serve immediately with tortilla chips. Or press a piece of plastic wrap directly against the surface of the guacamole to prevent discoloration and refrigerate until ready to serve.

BEST EVER GUACAMOLE

Steps:

• Cut in half, seed and peel all avocados. With one of those tomato slicer things (multiple blades in a frame with a handle), slice all the avocados long-wise and then reslice them cross-wise (drop into bowl as you do the slicing).
• Add the other ingredients and "mush" everything together.
• Keep it a bit chunky, serve with chips or on top of sandwiches, etc. Try some before it goes out to the masses, or you may not get any (that's why there's no picture, either)!