A Little Less Evil Dirt Cake Recipes

DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Combine the pudding mix and milk in a large bowl and whisk constantly until thickened, about 5 minutes. Refrigerate until firm, about 10 minutes.
• Meanwhile, add the cookies to a food processor and process until fine crumbs form. Remove 4 cups and set aside. Drizzle the butter into the remaining crumbs and pulse until mixture starts to hold together when pinched between your fingers. Pour into a 2 1/2-quart glass bowl and pack with the bottom of a measuring cup to form an even layer. Refrigerate until ready to use.
• Beat the cream cheese and confectioners' sugar in a large bowl with an electric mixer on medium speed until no lumps remain, about 2 minutes. Beat the cream in a medium bowl with an electric mixer until stiff peaks form, about 2 minutes. Fold the whipped cream into the cream-cheese mixture until well combined, then fold this mixture into the pudding until well combined.
• Pour half of the pudding mixture over the cookie crust and smooth with an offset spatula. Sprinkle with half of the reserved cookie crumbs, then top with the remaining pudding mixture and smooth with an offset spatula. Sprinkle with the remaining cookie crumbs, decorate with the gummy worms and refrigerate until well chilled, at least 3 hours and up to overnight. Serve cold.

A LITTLE LESS EVIL DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Grind the Oreos in a food processor or put them in a ziploc bag and use a rolling pin to mash them up into a dirty powder.
• Cream softened butter and neufchatel cheese with confectioner's sugar.
• In a separate bowl, combine the pudding mixes and milk, slowly fold in thawed Cool Whip.
• Combine the creamed cheese and pudding bowls.
• Line the bottom of a clean, unused flowerpot with foil.
• Pour in 1/3 of the pudding mixture.
• Pour in 1/3 of the ground Oreos.
• Repeat and finish with layer of Oreos.
• Refrigerate for 2 hours or overnight. Garnish with a bunch of plastic flowers (clean the plastic stem first).
• Enjoy! It's still not a diet food, but it's a little less fatty/sugary.

FLOWER POT DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Line 8-inch plastic flower pot with foil and tape.
• Cream margarine, sugar and cream cheese; set aside.
• In another bowl, mix milk, pudding and cool whip.
• Gradually add to creamed mixture; mix well.
• Beginning with oreo cookies, layer in pot, cookies, pudding, alternating and ending with cookies.
• Refrigerate 2 hours.
• Stick artificial flower (s) in pot with following poem:.
• I know I look strange but dig right in.
• The flower is fake,.
• The dirt is cake.
• I don't need water or Tender Loving Care,.
• Just eat my dirt, till pot is bare.

DIRT CAKE II

Steps:

• Crush the Oreo cookies in a blender or food processor; set aside.
• Cream together butter or margarine and cream cheese.
• In a large bowl, mix 2 large boxes of vanilla instant pudding (add amount of milk according to package of pudding).
• Add cream cheese mixture and 8 ounces of Cool Whip.
• Beat together until mixed.
• In an 8 inch flower pot, layer the cookie mixture, the pudding mixture, the cookie mixture, and so on.
• End up with the cookie mixture (this looks like dirt).
• Add an artificial flower on top.

KANSAS DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Crush oreo cookies in a blender or food processor.
• Put half of the crushed cookies on the bottom of a 9x13 inch pan.
• Mix together the pudding and milk.
• Chill until set.
• In a separate bowl, cream together the cream cheese, butter and powdered sugar until smooth.
• Fold in prepared pudding and Cool Whip.
• Spread mixture over cookie crumbs.
• Top with remaining cookie crumbs.
• Freeze at least 8 hours before serving.

DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Crush cookies,( I like to leave them some cookie big enough to bite.) set aside.
• Mix cream cheese and butter till smooth mix in confectioners sugar,.
• fold in cool whip with spatula.
• In separate bowl mix dry pudding mix, & milk with blender until thickened, add in vanilla and fold in cream cheese mixture.
• Use bowl or flower pot layer 1/2 dirt crumbs.
• Pour pudding over then repeat
• Decorate with gummy worms or fake flowers for kids can serve with NEW garden trowel.
• Best if put in the fridge to set for a while before eating.
• (Note: can also use Chocolate pudding. and I ALWAYS double this recipe it will make a lot for a crowd and it will go over well.

DIRT CAKE I

Steps:

• Chop cookies very fine in food processor. The white cream will disappear.
• Mix butter, cream cheese, and sugar in bowl.
• In a large bowl mix milk, pudding and whipped topping together.
• Combine pudding mixture and cream mixture together.
• Layer in flower pot, starting with cookies then cream mixture. Repeat layers.
• Chill until ready to serve.
• Add artificial flower and trowel. Enjoy!

EAT THIS DIRT CAKE

Steps:

• Make chocolate pudding according to box and place in fridge.
• Chop up all Oreos in food processor.
• Cover bottom of 9x13 glass pan with a thin layer of Oreos.
• Beat condensed milk, Cool-Whip, and cream cheese in a large bowl until well mixed.
• Cover bottom layer of oreos with chocolate pudding.
• Layer cream mix.
• Layer remaining Oreos on top.
• Refridgerate for 20 minute.
• Eat it up!