Lox Eggs Benedict For Manbeasts Recipes

THE BEST EGGS BENEDICT

Steps:

• Preheat the oven to 200 degrees F.
• Fill a large saucepan with 2 quarts water. Add the vinegar and bring to a simmer over medium-high heat.
• Meanwhile, toast the English muffins until golden brown. Spread with butter and place on one side of a baking sheet. Keep warm in the oven.
• Melt 1 tablespoon of the butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the Canadian bacon and cook until heated through, about 30 seconds per side. Transfer the bacon to the other side of the baking sheet to keep warm.
• Melt the remaining butter in a medium saucepan over medium heat. Add the yolks, lemon juice, 1 1/2 teaspoons salt and the cayenne to a blender. Blend for 1 minute. With the blender running, pour the melted butter very slowly through the open hole of the blender lid until smooth, thick and emulsified. Transfer the sauce back to the saucepan and place in the oven to keep warm.
• Crack the whole eggs into small cups or glasses. If your simmering water has reduced too much, add a bit more water and bring back to a steady simmer. When the water is at a steady simmer, slip the eggs into the water in one quick motion, arranging them clockwise in the pan so you know which will be ready first.. Poach the eggs until the whites are firm but the yolks are still runny, 4 to 5 minutes. Remove the eggs with a slotted spoon and drain on a paper towel.
• Top each muffin half with a slice of Canadian bacon and a poached egg. Pour hollandaise sauce over each muffin. (If the sauce has thickened too much, whisk it with a tablespoon of water.) Sprinkle each serving with a little cayenne and serve immediately.

RECIPE: LOX, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND ONIONS - GABE KENNEDY RECIPE

Steps:

• In a medium nonstick skillet, heat the butter over medium-low heat. Add the onions, season with a pinch of salt and cook until soft and translucent, stirring occasionally, 7 minutes.
• Meanwhile, crack the eggs into a medium bowl and whisk until the whites and yolks blend together, 20 to 30 seconds. Be careful not to overaerate. Add the eggs to the onions and cook, stirring constantly with a rubber spatula, until the eggs become soft curds and are almost fully cooked, 2½ minutes. Remove from the heat and immediately stir in the lox.
• Garnish with the chives, sprinkle with Aleppo pepper and flaky salt, and serve.

EGGS BENEDICT

Steps:

• Sauté the ham slices in the butter for 2 minutes.
• Place the ham on English muffins.
• Poach the eggs in simmering water in a frying pan (a splash of white vinegar will help keep them together).
• When set remove with a slotted spoon and place on ham.
• Whirl eggs yolks, lemon juice and salt and pepper in blender on high for 30 seconds.
• Uncover and continue to blend on high while slowly adding the melted butter in a thin slow stream.
• When the sauce is thick and creamy pour over eggs and serve.

SOUTHERN EGGS BENEDICT

Steps:

• The day before, cook the grits according to package directions (usually 4 cups of water to 1 cup of grits) to taste. Allow to cool and then spread onto cookie sheet or something similar and spread out grits so they are about 1" thick. Refrigerate overnight. The idea is to make them stiff and dry them out.
• The Morning of, create the Remoulade by combining all ingredients (except grits, ham, eggs) in a bowl. Rinse and thaw shrimp before adding to Remoulade.
• Cut grits into 4 sections the size of a piece bread or an English Muffin (a large cookie cutter works perfect). Lightly flour the grits so they will brown and hold together.
• Pan fry the grit cakes in butter and oil until slightly brown.
• Cut the country ham in a similar fashion to the grits so when you put the ham on the grit "cake" it will have similar proportions.
• Poach each egg and plate with grit section on bottom followed by country ham then poached egg.
• Pour Remoulade over stack and sprinkle with paprika.

TRADITIONAL EGGS BENEDICT

Steps:

• Poach egg.
• Lightly toast English muffin half.
• Top with ham slice, (tucking square corners under to conform to round muffin).
• Top ham with poached egg.
• Cover all with 3 tablespoons Hollandaise Sauce.(See recipe #25113)for (Quicky Hollandaise Sauce).
• Sprinkle with paprika (if desired).
• SERVE AT ONCE.

EGGS BENEDICT WITH BLENDER HOLLANDAISE

Steps:

• For the Blender Hollandaise, place 3 egg yolks, 1 tablespoon lemon juice and dash of cayenne into the blender.
• Cover, quickly pulse on and off.
• Heat 1/2 cup butter until melted and bubbling.
• Turn blender onto high speed and slowly pour the butter into the egg mixture.
• Blend until thick and fluffy (about 30 seconds); it makes approximately 2/3 cup of sauce.
• For each serving, toast 1/2 of an English muffin.
• Place a thin slice of oven-broiled ham on each half.
• Top each muffin half with a soft poached egg.
• Pour sauce over the eggs and sprinkle with paprika.
• Serve immediately.

LOX EGGS BENEDICT FOR MANBEASTS

Steps:

• Toast bagels. Make more noise than necessary so your manbeast knows you are totally irritated.
• Spread cream cheese on the four bagel halves.
• Layer on top of cream cheese the lox slices.
• Place one poached egg on top of lox slices.
• Pour Hollandaise sauce (I use this simple recipe Recipe #156420) over all.
• Garnish with fresh chopped dill.
• Smugly serve with attitude and tell manbeast to shut up.
• Note: Of course this is much higher in fat than the nutritional analysis indicates because of the butter in the hollandaise sauce.