Kitty Litter Recipes

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to box directions (any size pan). Prepare pudding, chill until ready to assemble. Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in food processor, scraping often.
• Set aside all but 1/4 cup.
• To the 1/4 cup of crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring and mix using fork or shake in a jar.
• When cakes are cooled to room temp, crumble into a large bowl.
• Toss with half the remaining cookie crumbs and chilled pudding.
• You probably won't need all the pudding, mix the cake and "feel" it, you don't want it soggy, just moist; ge ntly combine. Line litter box.
• Put mixture into box.
• Put 3 unwrapped tootsie rolls in microwave safe dish and heat until softened.
• Shape ends so they are no longer blunt, curving slightly.
• Repeat with 3 more tootsie rolls and bury in cake mixture. Sprinkle the other half of cookie crumbs over top.
• Scatter green crumbles lightly over top (chlorophyll in cat litter). Heat 3 tootsie rolls in microwave until almost melted.
• Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie crumbs.
• Spread remaining tootsie rolls over top; take one and heat until pliable, hang over side of litter box, sprinkle with cookie crumbs.

KITTY LITTER CASSEROLE

Steps:

• Preheat oven to 350 F.
• In large bowl, mix the dump ingredients together.
• Mold this mixture into various sizes of dumps.
• Place on ungreased backing pan, do not let dumps touch.
• Bake for 20 minutes (some may have to cook less time if smaller and some a few minutes longer if they are larger).
• While dumps are cooking, mix the litter ingredients in a sauce pan and bring to a boil.
• Stir, then reduce heat to low, cover and simmer for 12-15 minutes.
• Fluff rice with a fork and set pan aside.
• When dumps are done, transfer them onto paper towels to drain.
• Serve by putting dumps into a litter box shaped pan and spooning rice mixture over the dumps, leaving some of the dumps exposed.
• Serve these with a NEW pooper scooper.

LINDA'S KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions on box, using 2 9x13" pans. Let cool completely.
• Prepare pudding mix according to package directions. Once cooked, cover bowl with saran wrap, and chill in refrigerator, until ready to assemble cake.
• Place Vanilla sandwich cookies in a heavy duty Zip-lock plastic bag, and roll with a rolling pin until cookies are crumbled.
• Set aside 1/4 cup of the cookie crumbs. Add a few drops green food coloring to the 1/4 cup crumbs, and mix with a fork.
• Remove the cakes from their pans, and crumble into a lg. bowl.
• Toss cake with 1/2 the remaining vanilla cookie crumbs, and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding.
• Mix gently with the cake crumbs until evenly moist.
• Put mixture into a NEW litter box that has been lined with plastic wrap.
• Unwrap the tootsie rolls. Place 3 of them in a microwavable dish, and heat on LOW until soft and pliable, checking every 30 secs. Taper the ends of the tootsie rolls, rolling them between your palms and curving slightly, to make them look like pieces of poop.
• Repeat with remaining tootsie rolls, heating them 3 at a time. Bury some of them and you can place a few on top too. Sprinkle some of the ones on top with cookie crumbs.
• Sprinkle the other 1/2 of cookie crumbs over top of the cake.
• Scatter the green cookie crumbs lightly over the top (this resembles the colored granules in some brands of kitty litter).
• Dip the scoop in the box, and your ready to scoop and eat!

KITTY LITTER CAKE

Steps:

• Prepare cake mixes and bake according to package directions (any size pan).
• Prepare pudding according to package directions and chill until ready to assemble.
• Crumble sandwich cookies in small batches in a food processor, scraping often. Set aside all but 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup add a few drops of green food coloring and mix.
• When cakes are cooled to room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with 1/2 of the remaining cookie crumbs, and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all of the pudding, you want the cake to be just moist, not soggy.
• Line kitty litter box with the kitty litter liner. Put cake mixture into box.
• Put half of the unwrapped tootsie rolls in a microwave safe dish and heat until softened. Shape the ends so that they are no longer blunt, and curve the tootsie rolls slightly. Bury tootsie rolls randomly in the cake and sprinkle with half of the remaining cookie crumbs. Sprinkle a small amount of the green colored cookie crumbs lightly over the top.
• Heat 3 or 4 of the tootsie rolls in the microwave until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle lightly with some of the green cookie crumbs. Heat the remaining tootsie rolls until pliable and shape as before. Spread all but one randomly over top of cake mixture. Sprinkle with any remaining cookie crumbs. Hang the remaining tootsie roll over side of litter box and sprinkle with a few green cookie crumbs. Serve with the pooper scooper for a gross Halloween dessert.